Welcome
to the 412th Edition of my long-running series. I am now 1-2 in
Fantasy Football finally getting a win last week. I now look to go 2-2
and progress further. Today started the annual contest of the Madness
where I have always participated. I never win but always earn the
nickname "The King of the Loopholes" and I declare myself the unofficial
winner of variety. I did not get the part in ANNIE at the Muncie Civic
Theater so I'll just move on and see what's next next. I am also proud
to report that the great karaoke duo of No BS which includes myself and
my friend Brittany sang JUST A KISS by Lady Antebellum on Thursday
night which is our first time since her motorcycle accident which
happened in late August. She is progressing very well and it was a
great night. I will now get on with my selections for the week.

Fired
Up! (2009): I start the week out with this comedy that was written and
directed Will Gluck. Eric Christian Olsen and Nicholas D'Agosto star
as high school football stars and best friends Nick and Shawn. They
hear about a Cheerleaders' camp and contest which they decide is the
perfect way to score with many girls so they decide to join the team
despite the head of the team Carly, played by Sarah Roemer, being able
to see right through them but knowing they do not have much choice with
their lack of success. The plan goes awry when one of them ends up
falling in love. Molly Sims, Annalynne McCord, Philip Baker Hall, John
Michael Higgins, and many others co-star in this comedy. This is a
harmless comedy that will probably be most enjoyed by a group of high
school and college guys.

The
House of the Devil (2009): Now I go more into the horror genre in this
film written and directed by Ti West. Jocelin Donahue stars as broke
college studen Samantha who takes a babysitting job which turns out to be
a rather unusual one but takes it for the money. She soon learns that
her clients, played by Tom Noonan and Mary Woronov, lead a satanic cult
where she must soon fight for her life. Greta Gerwig, AJ Bowen, and Dee
Wallace all co-star. I remember seeing this a couple years ago and
actually liked it far more than I thought I would. Donahue carries it
very well by herself when she is at the home by herself trying to figure
out what is happening. This takes place in the 80s and how can you
dislike a movie which has THE BREAKUP SONG by the Greg Kihn Band. This
did have some good suspense and Ti West did a great job of making a good
movie out of a familiar storyline.

The
Lorax (2012): This is my animated movie which was based on the
children's book by Dr. Seuss which was his statement towards global
warming. This takes place in a walled city called Thneed-Ville where
everything including trees and even air is artificial. A boy in the
community named Ted, voiced by Zac Efron, wants to see real things and
to win over the girl of his dreams Audrey, voiced by Taylor Swift. He
then seeks out the Once-ler, voiced by Ed Helms, who then tells Ted the
story of how his greed for land ruined the town to make it what it is
today. The title character is a creature who is a protector of the
forests but is driven out due to the greediness of the Once-Ler who then
sees Ted as that person who can save the town. Betty White, Rob
Riggle, Stephen Tobolowski, and many others lend their voices. This is a
hard film to adapt and at times felt a bit all over the place but
Devito was a lot of fun as the Lorax. It was still a pretty fun film
though I know Dr. Seuss would not like it. It also had some pretty fun
music numbers.

American
Spoken Here (1940): This is short film in a series of films narrated
by John Nesbitt. This one takes a look at origins of expressions like
"kick the bucket" and many others explaining how their is two types of
language which are standard and slang. This is a charming and amusing
short film that is worth the 11 minutes.

King
Kong (1933): Merian C. Cooper and Ernest B. Schoedsack direct this
creature film which stars Robert Armstrong as filmmaker Carl Denham that
is out to make a great film no matter what the cost. He learns of an
unknown island called Skull Island but needs a leading lady. He soon
discovers Ann Darrow, played by the iconic Fay Wray, and along with his
film crew and boat crew they set out for the Skull Island but they soon
find that they are in for far more than they bargained for when they see
a ruthless indigeounous tribe and very unusual creatures. Ann is soon
abducted for the tribe and is presumably their sacrifice until the title
character is introduced and has an obvious love for the actress. Bruce
Cabot co-stars as ship member John Driscoll who does not like the idea
of the island and sets out to find Ann Darrow while Carl is just looking
for footage to take back. Soon, the big gorilla known as King Kong is
exploited in New York where he soon begins to wreak havoc. This has
been remade twice now. There was the 1976 version which was more of a
guilty pleasure than anything. Peter Jackson then came out with what is
actually my favorite version in 2005. This one though still stands the
test of time and even has pretty good special effects for the time.
This is a great creature feature where credit must be paid where it is
due.

Horror
of Dracula (1958): Terence Fisher directed this version of the vampire
legend which is through Hammer Films. Christopher Lee stars as the
title character in this one and Peter Cushing plays his rival Van
Helsing. I actually favor this version over the Universal version.
There were some rewrites of the story due to copyright issues but was
still a great story. Universal's version is still a classic but feel
this one retains more of its creepiness. Also, the climatic battle
between Dracula and Van Helsing was a lot better in my opinion. Last
week I used Hammer's CURSE OF FRANKENSTEIN and now I continue with this
one. Hammer put out what I believe were some of the best horror and
monster movies and one should not miss this one. The leads are great in
their roles and this film has some great action scenes.

Paranormal
Activity (2007): I will make a confession that this is the first time I
have seen any of these films. Oren Peli wrote and directed this horror
film. Katie Featherstone and Micah Short star as characters of their
first names. They are a young married couple who are just moving into a
suberban home. Katie begins to complain about a strange presence while
Micah is very obsessed with his video camera and is looking to get
footage of the presence that she is talking about. These two mostly
carry this movie within the house and do a pretty good job considering
being unknowns. It starts out slow with their interactions of adjusting
to the new home and Micah not really believing her at first and then
progresses to get creepier and creepier not having to rely on gore. It
does a good job with the first person camera footage with the two
working well together to carry the film. I did not think it was the
best of the genre but was still pretty innovative and well done. I
intend to watch the sequels this month.

Batman
(1966): I now bring some of the early Batman franchise which was based
on that 60s sitcom. In this one, Adam West and Burt Ward star as
Batman and Robin. Usually there would be one main villain each week but
this one had the Joker, played by Cesar Romero, the Riddler, played by
Frank Gorshin, Catwoman, played by Lee Meriwether, and the Penguin,
played by Burgess Meredith. They all join forces to take on the caped
crusaders and pretty much take over the world. I'm not going to go into
the plot of what was going on. Those who know the sitcom will know
more of what to expect. Keep in mind, they are not movies that
Christopher Nolan and Tim Burton brought to life. I suppose it is more
like BATMAN FOREVER and BATMAN AND ROBIN. Batman names each weapon and
vehicle the bat-something. Robin seems very holy. This must be taken
for what it is worth, and really more like fun. If you like the sitcom,
you'll love this and if you do not like this presentation of Batman,
you will probably not like it. This is available on Instant Netflix.

The
Appaloosa (1966): This is my western for the week which was directed
by Sidney Furie. Marlon Brando stars as Matt Fletcher who is a
gunslinger and buffalo hunter and is harassed by bandit general Chuy
Medina, played by John Saxon. Soon, Matt's horse is taken and sets out
to get him back and mostly takes on the gang single handedly. This is a
pretty decent western with some good scenery, music score, and even a
believable Saxon as a Mexican. Brando was good in his spagetti
western.

Arachnophobia
(1990): Frank Marshall directs this movie about some of the most
deadly spiders and loose in California. Jeff Daniels stars as Dr. Ross
Jennings who has moved into a small town under the impression he will
inherit the local doctor's practice upon his retirement. He has moved
in only to learn that doctor decided to to retire after all which really
limits his work. There soon begin to be some mysterious deaths which
are ruled as heart attacks but he does not buy it. John Goodman
co-stars as a local exterminator and Julian Sands co-stars as a spider
expert who help Ross get rid of the spiders. The difficult thing for
Dr. Jennings is his fear of spiders just like the title says. Harley
Jane Kosak, Stuart Pankin, and many others co-star in this horror
comedy. Arachnophobia might be the most common phobia in the world. I
know many who have it and request to me that I kill them which I do not
like that but I understand. I know many of the toughest people go into
panic only when they see that little creature. If you have that phobia,
this might not be for you but if you can tolerate them at least on the
television and know they will not come after you, this is a pretty good
movie.
Well, that is it for this week. Tell me what you like and what you dislike and stay tuned for next week.
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